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The JFK “I am a jelly donut” thing is not true and now I’m reconsidering citizenship
Around 4 to 6 years ago I got married to a woman despite the fact that she was from the United States. Don’t get me wrong, the people are nice and all, but I’m from South America, and you took the name “America” from us, along with our fruit, our…
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All of the 5th Beatles, ranked from 1st 5th Beatle to 5th 5th Beatle
Everybody remembers the Beatles by hit songs such as “Love me Do,” “She loves you,” “All You Need is Love,” and “Why Don’t We Do it in the Road?” but did you know they were not alone? There was always a 5th person along the way. A person so important to…
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This Woody Allen Science Fiction Script That Never Saw the Light of Day Is Amazing
woody allen wrote a science fiction film
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SPECIAL REPORT: Rumors that Everything Matches Up Well with “The Dark Side of the Moon” Confirmed
Is it possible that any video you watch will match well with Pink Floyd’s 1973 classic album? Am I just forcing a connection between two things that don’t really match, like me and my high-school girlfriend that day we tried solving a jigsaw puzzle? This is my train of thought…
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Marriage, Ice Cream, and Other Errands
We know our relationship ends today, because we are getting married.
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Mi papá, el comediante
Cuando era niño vi a una señora orinarse en los pantalones mientras corría al baño, gritando histéricamente en medio de espasmos incontrolables. Yo era todavía un niño, pero no tuve problemas entendiendo lo que había pasado. Mi papá había contado un chiste. Este miércoles voy a participar en…
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World’s Funniest Comic? My Dad
This Wednesday I’ll be one of the finalists in Madison’s Funniest Comic competition, and when they dim the lights and the audience starts clapping I’ll be thinking about my old man.
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The Foreigner’s Guide to the Super Bowl
Oh, the Super Bowl! The one day in America where everyone waits for commercials to entertain them. If you’re an immigrant like me it’s probably super confusing, so here are some guidelines to help you along. Have patience. Football can be fun, but the this game is almost always super boring.…
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Better Ways to Decide a Tied Result Than a Coin Toss
If it’s true that every man is a child at heart then nothing says “We, The People” more than American politics. I mean, we’re talking about the most powerful nation on earth making decisions on their Congress floor by blabbing until you have to go to the bathroom. It’s a…
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Ready to Try Stand-Up? Here’s Your 1st Time Shopping List
Ready to try stand-up? You need to go get the basics first.
