-
SPECIAL REPORT: Rumors that Everything Matches Up Well with “The Dark Side of the Moon” Confirmed
Is it possible that any video you watch will match well with Pink Floyd’s 1973 classic album? Am I just forcing a connection between two things that don’t really match, like me and my high-school girlfriend that day we tried solving a jigsaw puzzle? This is my train of thought…
-
5/25/2116: Teenage Clone of Shakespeare Finally Breaks Silence
William Shakespeare’s clone finally spoke for the first time this Saturday evening since hatching more than a year ago.
-
Marriage, Ice Cream, and Other Errands
We know our relationship ends today, because we are getting married.
-
Mi papá, el comediante
Cuando era niño vi a una señora orinarse en los pantalones mientras corría al baño, gritando histéricamente en medio de espasmos incontrolables. Yo era todavía un niño, pero no tuve problemas entendiendo lo que había pasado. Mi papá había contado un chiste. Este miércoles voy a participar en…
-
World’s Funniest Comic? My Dad
This Wednesday I’ll be one of the finalists in Madison’s Funniest Comic competition, and when they dim the lights and the audience starts clapping I’ll be thinking about my old man.
-
The Foreigner’s Guide to the Super Bowl
Oh, the Super Bowl! The one day in America where everyone waits for commercials to entertain them. If you’re an immigrant like me it’s probably super confusing, so here are some guidelines to help you along. Have patience. Football can be fun, but the this game is almost always super boring.…
-
Better Ways to Decide a Tied Result Than a Coin Toss
If it’s true that every man is a child at heart then nothing says “We, The People” more than American politics. I mean, we’re talking about the most powerful nation on earth making decisions on their Congress floor by blabbing until you have to go to the bathroom. It’s a…
-
Ready to Try Stand-Up? Here’s Your 1st Time Shopping List
Ready to try stand-up? You need to go get the basics first.
-
Subscribe
Subscribed
Have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
